| I'm not quite sure if anyone reads sneakin_a_peeks jokes, so I will post this one here for him.
A Poem
>> A drunk man in an Oldsmobile >> >> They said had run the light >> >> That caused the six-car pileup >> >> On 109 that night. >> >> When broken bodies lay about >> >> "And blood was everywhere," >> >> "The sirens screamed out eulogies," >> >> For death was in the air. >> >> "A mother, trapped inside her car," >> >> Was heard above the noise; >> >> Her plaintive plea near split the air: >> >> "Oh, God, please spare my boys!" >> >> She fought to loose her pinned hands; >> >> "She struggled to get free," >> >> But mangled metal held her fast >> >> In grim captivity. >> >> Her frightened eyes then focused >> >> "On where the back seat once had been," >> >> But all she saw was broken glass and >> >> Two children's seats crushed in. >> >> Her twins were nowhere to be seen; >> >> "She did not hear them cry, " >> >> "And then she prayed they'd been thrown free, " >> >> "Oh, God, don't let them die! " >> >> Then firemen came and cut her loose, " >> >> "But when they searched the back, " >> >> "They found therein no little boys, " >> >> But the seat belts were intact. >> >> They thought the woman had gone mad >> >> "And was traveling alone, " >> >> "But when they turned to question her, " >> >> They discovered she was gone. >> >> Policemen saw her running wild >> >> And screaming above the noise >> >> "In beseeching supplication, " >> >> Please help me find my boys! >> >> They're four years old and wear blue shirts; >> >> "Their jeans are blue to match."" >> >> "One cop spoke up, ""They're in my car, " >> >> And they don't have a scratch. >> >> They said their daddy put them there >> >> "And gave them each a cone, " >> >> Then told them both to wait for Mom >> >> To come and take them home. >> >> "I've searched the area high and low, " >> >> But I can't find their dad. >> >> "He must have fled the scene, " >> >> "I guess, and that is very bad." >> >> "The mother hugged the twins and said, " >> >> "While wiping at a tear, " >> >> "He could not flee the scene, you see, " >> >> "For he's been dead a year." >> >> "The cop just looked confused and asked, " >> >> "Now, how can that be true? " >> >> "The boys said, ""Mommy, Daddy came " >> >> "And left a kiss for you."" " >> >> He told us not to worry >> >> "And that you would be all right, " >> >> And then he put us in this car with >> >> "The pretty, flashing light. " >> >> "We wanted him to stay with us, " >> >> "Because we miss him so, " >> >> "But Mommy, he just hugged us tight " >> >> And said he had to go. >> >> He said someday we'd understand >> >> "And told us not to fuss, " >> >> "And he said to tell you, Mommy, " >> >> "He's watching over us." >> >> The mother knew without a doubt >> >> "That what they spoke was true, " >> >> "For she recalled their dad's last words, " >> >> " I will watch over you." >> >> The firemen's notes could not explain >> >> "The twisted, mangled car, " >> >> And how the three of them escaped >> >> Without a single scar. >> >> "But on the cop's report was scribed, " >> >> "In print so very fine, " >> >> An angel walked the beat tonight on Highway 109.
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